My Thoughts on Open Mic (This Doubles as a Multiple Choice Quiz)

Open Mic Night is:
a) therapy for poor people
b) not somewhere a wool dress should be worn
c) free, but ironically costly at the same time

In order to have more fun at Open Mic Night, the following is/are required:
a) cheap beer
b) bad beer
c) someone who approaches you to say, "Miss, you look sharp"


You will see the following performances at Open Mic:
a) people who sing through their noses
b) people who write songs with self-pitying lyrics
c) lots and lots and lots of guitar

After Open Mic Night you will:
a) almost forget where your friend's car is parked
b) wake up at 4:44 am with a hangover
c) wonder if the organ player and guitarist on the right are married